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    Default 12 days of Xmas competition


    Seeing as most the UK's covered in snow and everything seems very festive, my Mrs thought up a '12 taping days of Christmas' competition. A goodie bag including one of the new printed logo tshirts we're getting made up will be included and mailed out to the funniest entry early in January.

    for example;

    12 illegal immigrants
    11 stupid chippies
    10 dozy plumbers
    9 bags of filler
    8 boards are springy
    7 (hundred) screws hanging out
    6 sanding discs
    5 paper cuts....

    4 kitchens fitted
    3 lazy bastards
    2 wanky board hangers
    and a site agent hanging from a pear tree

    and that took me 5 minutes.
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    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Divorce papers and took back my key.
    2 Hundred yard restraining order.
    3 Frozen bank accounts.
    4 Slashed tyres.
    5 Stitches above my right eye.
    6 Pages of undeleted internet history.
    7 Bags of slashed clothes.
    8 Days a month visitation rights.
    9 Friends poisoned against me.
    10 Incriminating photographs
    11 Dents in my bonnet
    12 LPs in pieces

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    One I was sent by text earlier, but sadly it doesnt get entered into the competition because the sender wasnt brave enough to make a genuine entry and it has hee haw to do with the trade Its still good though

    The Schemie 12 days of Christmas

    12 Inbred cousins
    11 Fake Armanis
    10 Lambert & Butler
    9pm Curfew
    8 Young children
    7 Different dads
    6 Grams of charlie
    5 Sovereign rings
    4 Stolen alloys
    3 Differnet ASBO's
    2 Cans of Stella and a
    Brand new DLA car!

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    Would anyone else like a go?
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    Send me over your address, size and preferred colour by PM and I will take care of these for you mate.
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    Cheers for the call Tony. Im happy that you seem happy enough with the work gear. Im also very surprised how quick the Royal Mail raced it down to you, considering the mess up they made of some Xmas presents I ordered online.
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    Thanks again Alex. All they need to do now is make some black jointing products so my new gear stays 'clean.'

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    Thanks for joining in with the seemingly pointless and irregular competitions I occasionally host. I got you them in black so it matched your van.
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