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    Default Tall tales


    You must lie, you are not allowed to tell the truth.

    For example;

    I won the Nigerian lottery!
    I've just watched entire Lord of the rings trilogy without falling asleep once.
    I wear a black ninja suit and tape my house in the dark.
    I didn't break my mates taping gun, it was faulty when I borrowed it.

    The best lie wins a new stapler and packet of cheese & onion crisps. Honest.
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    ...but not important enough to employ a sufficient number of support staff to answer them.

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    I love taping!!!

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    It's great being a rangers fan these days.

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    For my 21st Birthday, Dad is going to buy me a Ferrari Enzo, don't know why I don't even want one

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    I can internal an 500m 3 story house in 30minutes

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    It'll be ready for you on Monday, 100% & all cleaned out !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMC View Post
    It's great being a rangers fan these days.
    Its hard being a Tim just now...

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    I didn't go out last night and send the missus home on the booze bus and I didn't get into heaps of trouble all day today she really loves me lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by DMC View Post
    It's great being a rangers fan these days.
    We have a winner.
    Close thread....

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