New strapline competition

**amestaper** · 27-12-2009, 04:00 PM

Right. Thats the forum software successfully upgraded, and we hope everyone who said they would supply some articles on topics they were knowledgable about have got them ready to send in. We know who you are

I've already uploaded my 3 attempts on the new website front page.

On another note, we also need a catchy strapline we can add underneath our logo. Along the lines of "Discussing the worlds drywall, one page at a time" or "Kicking the arse out of construction blah blah"... Hopefully you get the picture.

The best one wins a selection of new forum merchandise when we get them created. Everyone who received an item last time knows we only send out quality work gear so any help and/or inspiration to help complete our logo would be appreciated, thanks.

**amestaper** · 29-12-2009, 01:51 PM

More crack than a brickie's arse. This is actually harder than I thought it would be.

**JPxTPxMP** · 30-12-2009, 11:19 PM

* Where grown men play with bazookas.
Do i win a tshirt?

**the_tapeinator** · 31-12-2009, 11:42 AM

.......... filling more cracks than a Dutch brothel / ( or whorehouse)?

**amestaper** · 05-01-2010, 01:10 AM

Originally Posted by the_tapeinator

.......... filling more cracks than a Dutch brothel / ( or whorehouse)?

This entry gets used tonight but the logo's will alternate until we get a few more suggestions because we have had a shit response from you so far.

Comments and ideas are welcome on how we can improve it for catchiness and shock value.

**amestaper** · 05-01-2010, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by JPxTPxMP

* Where grown men play with bazookas.
Do i win a tshirt?

Probably not with that attempt. However, at least you have made an effort so your's will be on the shortlist when it comes to a vote. We're looking for a strapline that suggests plasterboard, dust, grease, building site, dirty tools, male mischief, and toilet humour... all this complimented with subtle whiff of double entendre.

Until then, some sample straplines are automatically rotating below the logo until someone else comes up with another idea.

**belmoreboy** · 06-01-2010, 12:21 PM

Not sure why but this one is a real brain burner - can't think of anything !

**secret squirrel** · 07-01-2010, 11:48 PM

What about something like:

Taping and Jointing - we make it look easy.

**mike492** · 08-01-2010, 11:12 PM

Got some drywall?
Needs re-shaping?
Mix your gear,
and start some taping.

**TonyM** · 09-01-2010, 11:00 AM

No bikini babes wrestling in our mud!

**TonyM** · 09-01-2010, 11:04 AM

Taping & Jointing - Upsetting plasterers since 1940.

**amestaper** · 09-01-2010, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by TonyM

Taping & Jointing - Upsetting plasterers since 1940.

**bosmorau** · 10-01-2010, 10:10 PM

how about "between us we do more joints than a rastafarian herbalist

**amestaper** · 18-01-2010, 06:49 PM

This is the last time I bump this and thank you all for your ideas so far. Any more suggestions?

**Lightrock** · 22-01-2010, 04:25 AM

The Art of Lies an Illusions

Broad butts and smooth flats

If you can't tell what we do, we have done it right

Belgium is what Switzerland would look like if we got around to sanding it

Mud and cleavage without the 2 drink minimum

We got your 2 coats and a sanding in one day right here Pal

We can fix it, but don't pressure your husband to tackle the trades in future please

We make an art of doing well what any man in his right mind hates doing at all